i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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» Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

(Source: watersport5)

ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU

(Source: artbymoga)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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capbuckybarnes:

boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’

ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’

(Source: connnorkenway)

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

disasterpierce:

You and I got lost along the way, but this will end some day some way. x

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

(Source: fuckyeahsailormooncaps)

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

foleadeux:

frankierossmileismylife:

machopichu:

this picture has always simultaneously confused and delighted me for the following reasons:

- Ray in the tree

- Gerard posing like an actual pin-up girl

- Bob’s giant branch penis

- Seriously tho wtf is Ray doing in that tree

- Frank’s tiny feet

- Frank in general

- RAY IN THE GOD DAMN TREE

why did no one mention how perfectly amazing Mikey looks in this

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE POSTER FOR TWILIGHT

(Source: geefronk)

Ryan Ross: Flawless bitch

(Source: prettyoddatthefallout)